There's a hairstyle that's taken centre stage
Adopted by women of every age.
Young or old, dark or fair
The fashion now is for long, straight, hair.
Now straight hai... Read More
I'm over the hill and going down
With enough complaints to make me frown.
I've tried physio, massage and acupuncture
However did I arrive at this juncture?
The momen... Read More
I'd sent him a cheque for his birthday,
For he had reached three score and ten.
To mark the occasion a hundred bucks went,
Imagine my astonishment when
A bank statement arrived, in... Read More
At Christmas time in northern climes
The weather is quite cold
And people need the comfort of a fire,
But, in the land of Oz, the opposite is found
And the temperature keeps climing ev... Read More
I've been around a long time -
I won't reveal my age.
I thought the time had long since passed
When I'd give way to rage.
But, someone very recently
Has put ... Read More
What can be said about weddings
That hasn't been said before?
Every bride is beautiful
As she glides across the floor
To the groom who stands there waiting,
Is he nervous, will... Read More
I think my hearing’s rather good,
Sometimes it lets me down;
Just like the other morning
When we went driving into town.
My loved one said, or so I thought,
&ldquo... Read More
I summoned up my courage
And took a hearing test
But when I found I hadn’t passed
I felt a bit depressed.
Then I thought, what was the point?
When all was said and... Read More
You must soak your feet in vinegar
Before you go to bed,
And it must be apple cider vinegar”
The lady podiatrist said.
I had a nasty toenail
That wasn’t gett... Read More
Plum tree blossoms bright against the blue,
Scarlet creeper drowning in a sea of green
As seasons change, and nature preens
In the eternal mirror.
Save for a sudden stirring... Read More