My washing machine's a liar
It is so sophisticated,
And with the way it carries on
I'm becoming agitated.
I had to let the old one go,
It had served me faithfull... Read More
My electric mixer was past its prime, I thought I'd buy another.
My daughter and I then set out, a replacement to discover.
"There is a good one down at Aldi's", m... Read More
Beware, oh beware of the dishwasher door
When it’s situated so close to the floor.
Unloading, or loading, you’d better be quick,
For it can just give you a quite nasty nick.
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At Christmas time in northern climes
The weather is quite cold
And people need the comfort of a fire,
But, in the land of Oz, the opposite is found
And the temperature keeps climbing e... Read More
The family were visiting,
The weather was quite hot.
“Turn on the air conditioning”
I did so like a shot.
Doors and windows then were closed
But it didn&rsqu... Read More
I’ve pulled the plug on the Internet
I’ve done it without the least regret
What a relief, there’s no more aggra
From messages urging me – “get Viagra”
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