I was feeling rather wobbly
So I donned the panic button -
It can hang upon a chain around my neck.
I didn't want to use it, it was just security,
As I was really somewhat of... Read More
There have been just two medicos
In the practice down the road,
And now another one has come
To share the heavy load.
I've yet to meet this doctor
Who is coming to r... Read More
Sitting in the surgery, waiting for the doc,
Becoming more impatient
As the hands move round the clock.
Your appointmnet was made well ahead
By the time you're seen, you... Read More
"I'm afraid you've got vertigo",
The kindly doctor said.
I thought that he said "Verdigo"
so many thoughts ran through my head.
"You mean", I said... Read More
It's great fun to be a nonagenarian
Though you live in an area that isn't riparian.
The river's not close, but the beach is quite near,
But you don't venture down there, th... Read More
With advancing years come problems
One of which is poorer hearing,
Yet another is some memory loss -
Where is my other earring?
But even worse than this
Is when you'... Read More
There once was a song called "The tunnel of love" You've never heard it? Oh, Heaven's above I must be showing my age, At one time this song was quite all the rage. But now the... Read More
My sense of smell has left me
It happened long ago
And now it's loss has come to be
An endless source of woe.
For I can no longer capture
The perfume of a rose,
... Read More
With advancing years come problems One of which is poorer hearing, Yet another is some memory loss - Where is my other earring? But even worse than this Is when you're going out, And you ar... Read More
You're flat on the floor looking up at the ceiling Bewilderment now is the one thing you're feeling There are noises and voices mid tones of concern Oh, curses, there's nurses and quickly ... Read More