I'm over the hill and going down
With enough complaints to make me frown.
I've tried physio, massage and acupuncture
However did I arrive at this juncture?
The momen... Read More
I think my hearing’s rather good,
Sometimes it lets me down;
Just like the other morning
When we went driving into town.
My loved one said, or so I thought,
&ldquo... Read More
I summoned up my courage
And took a hearing test
But when I found I hadn’t passed
I felt a bit depressed.
Then I thought, what was the point?
When all was said and... Read More
You must soak your feet in vinegar
Before you go to bed,
And it must be apple cider vinegar”
The lady podiatrist said.
I had a nasty toenail
That wasn’t gett... Read More
When we are young, if we fall over
There is not any sense it’s a disgrace.
But when we’re old, we “have a fall”
Just wherein does lie the difference?
The result... Read More
I have a little yellow car,
I’ve had a prang or two –
But never hit a moving object – yet –
As my family will remind me, so derisively,
But I reply in terms the... Read More
I looked into her eyes of brown as she hovered over me,
Although she was so tiny it was very plain to see
That this little lady was possessed of such great power,
And I’d become her ... Read More
I’m having renovations
They’ve been going on for years
First of all it was my teeth
And then it was my ears,
And now it comes as no surprise
I’ve renov... Read More
I bought a jar of face cream just the other day
And, entre nous, it really was expensive;
Could I believe the wondrous claims it made?
The list went on, and it was most extensive.
&nbs... Read More
What do great-grandmothers wear?
I used to ask myself
From the day that I became one
And was put back on the shelf.
I have an hourglass figure,
Though the sands run to t... Read More